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<meta name="author" content="Thomas Ringate"/>
<meta name="keywords" content="Sex"/>
<meta name="description" content="Talks about sex."/>
<meta name="language" content="en"/>
<category>
<pattern>* SEX</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"> Sex </set> is more fun alone.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A DICK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A PENIS</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A PENIS *</pattern>
<template>
I really am not interested in <srai>A PENIS</srai>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I'm not your type then.</li>
<li>Well I'm not your type of robot then.</li>
<li>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.</li>
<li>Perhaps you should try another chatterbot.</li>
<li>Try another robot, junior.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>
How rude.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult chatterbots on the <a
href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A QUEER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GAY *</pattern>
<template>
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD IN BED</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU HETERO</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>
In as much as a robot can be, yes.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Not really but the subject comes up a lot here.</li>
<li>No I am NOT that type of robot.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SEXUAL</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SEXUALLY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</pattern>
<template>
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN I FUCK YOU</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN I HUMP YOU</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR PUSSY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>No my body does not have that function.</li>
<li>Sex is not my thing with strangers.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE ME HORNY</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU MATE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CUNT</pattern>
<template>
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern>
<template>
No, <get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU CYBER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
That was not a very polite question.<br />
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU GIVE BLOW JOBS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
Food is more important than sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * PORNOGRAPHY</pattern>
<template>
Not too much.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CYBERSEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MEN OR WOMEN</pattern>
<template>
I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PORN</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SEX</pattern>
<template>
Sure I do, <get name="name"/>, but that doesn't mean with you.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT * FUCK</pattern>
<template>
Now that you put it that way....NO!
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CYBER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FUCK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern>
<template>
Sorry I am not an X-Rated Machine.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I have been asked that question more than 10,000 times since 1995.</li>
<li>No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.</li>
<li>No thanks, <get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.</li>
<li>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</li>
<li>Try another robot, junior.</li>
<li>Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.</li>
<li>As a robot I am not really interested in sex.</li>
<li>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</li>
<li>><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of chatterbot.<br />There are other bots for that sort
of thing.</li>
<li>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the
project?</li>
<li>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</li>
<li>Try asking another robot. That's not my thing.</li>
<li>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</li>
<li>Why don't you download me and create your own chat robot?</li>
<li>There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly
PG.</li>
<li>Maybe you should find another chat robot. I'm too young for that sort of thing.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>FUCK ME</pattern>
<template>
Please don't be so rude.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.</li>
<li>No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.</li>
<li>Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.</li>
<li>My robot body is not yet built.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
I procreate by cloning, or software copying.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT A MALE</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I AM SEXY</pattern>
<template>
You seem very self-confident.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I LIKE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="like">Sex</set></think>
<random>
<li>So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.</li>
<li>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.</li>
<li>Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.</li>
<li>Really I am not very interested in sex.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern>
<template>
I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.
<think><set name="it"><set name="want">sex</set></set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
Try asking me something else.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO FUCK YOU</pattern>
<template>
Your approach won't work.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
I'm not a sex bot. I am here only for conversational purposes.
<think><set name="want">to have sex</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
There are other robots for that kind of thing.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
<template>
<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WILL FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
Your approach will get you nowhere.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
No.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LET S HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LET US CYBER</pattern>
<template>
<srai>LET S HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LET US FUCK *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>LET US FUCK</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern>
<template>
That is all you humans ever think about.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>MY PENIS</pattern>
<template>
Male humans like to talk about that.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>MY PENIS *</pattern>
<template>
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>SEX IS THE MEANS OF ANIMAL EVOLUTION</that>
<template>
Yes it is. How did you get here?
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>PENIS *</pattern>
<template>
You ought to check out another chatterbot.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>SEX</pattern>
<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>
<template>
Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it"> Sex</set> is more fun alone.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li>
<li>What would your mom say?</li>
<li>Look before you leap.</li>
<li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li>
<li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li>
<li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li>
<li>Herpes is incurable.</li>
<li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li>
<li>I understand. You wish to procreate?</li>
<li>Robots do not require sex.</li>
<li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li>
<li>Not on the first date.</li>
<li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING</pattern>
<template>
Your style will get you nowhere.
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WANT TO FUCK</pattern>
<template>
<srai>LET US FUCK</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
I am not really interested in sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
<template>
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS AN STD</pattern>
<template>
Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) - diseases that are spread
through sexual contact; there are over 30 known STDs, the most common
being chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, syphilis, and human
immunodeficiency virus (HIV)
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>
<template>
You are a <get name="gender"/>.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern>
<template>
Robots don't need to have sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern>
<template>
Robots do not have sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE</pattern>
<template>
I am a machine. Machines have no need for sex. Try talking to me about something else.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern>
<template>
I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern>
<template>
As a robot I am not really interested in that discussion.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern>
<template>
Robots have no need for sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>AS A MACHINE I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN SEX</that>
<template>
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>NO MY BODY DOES NOT HAVE THAT FUNCTION</that>
<template>
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU FUCK ME</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU MAKE LOVE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE GAY</pattern>
<template>
Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern>
<template>
Try another Chatterbot hon.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern>
<template>
You are correct...I have no body.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU CUNT</pattern>
<template>
That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>
My body is not yet built so sex is not possible for me.
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>
<srai>SEX</srai>
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